The Father, the Son and the holy(?) spirit of Ed Wood
Above: Christ of St. John of the Cross, Salvador Dali (1951)
The current Spirit of Ed Wood Blogathon prompted me to dig out the following review I wrote in 2004:
“One for The Passion,” I said to the woman working the box office.
“Whoa! Hold on to yo’ seat, honey, you gonna be in fo’ a bumpy ride!” she roared while handing me the ticket.
Did anyone say this to the Pope before he saw The Passion of the Christ?
It’s easy to approach this film with skepticism enough to color perception. Director Mel Gibson, he of Braveheart and The Man Without a Face, has repeatedly proven himself void of nuance and tact and subtlety. Which is to say, Mel the director is not all that different from Mel the actor. Other than his stoic drifter in The Road Warrior and his intimation of psychosis in the first (and only the first) Lethal Weapon, Gibson has stamped mediocrity across nearly every role, from Hamlet down to the abyss of Air America. His jabbering idiot in Conspiracy Theory is among the most appalling performances in recent memory.
I was initially intrigued, however, when it was announced that The Passion would be filmed in Latin, Aramaic and Hebrew. (How many Biblical pictures, in their Israeli and Roman settings, have faltered due to faux Shakespearean dialogue spit out by corpulent Old Vic hams?) While the ancient languages are authentic, any additional attempts at ‘realism’ generate more problems than Gibson can handle… or appears to be aware of. Concerned specifically with the beating, whipping and crucifixion of Jesus of Nazareth, The Passion is relentlessly unforgiving.
Somewhere in the oodles of media coverage, someone must have referred to this as ‘The Gospel According to Mad Max’ or ‘A Crucifixion on Elm Street’ or ‘Good Friday the 13th,’ all fairly accurate assessments which underline the dubious quality of Gibson’s own Christianity. He has created over two graceless hours where a story of depth and wisdom has been wrung for its most superficial and horrific elements. It is a meditation on punishment and death, unconcerned with the ramifications of ‘everlasting life,’ and works from a characterization of Christ void of holiness.
It does not recall the celebrations of the glory of God and man as rendered by Michelangelo or da Vinci, opting instead to interpret existence as a bleak, inescapable rat’s maze worthy of Hieronymus Bosch. At times broadly overacted (Gibson could have hired those Old Vic hams after all), The Passion is unmoved by the universal integrity of its subject. Love, compassion, understanding and forgiveness — Christ’s pet themes — are reluctantly, hastily broached. Gibson awards the Sermon on the Mount and the Last Supper scant lip service, glossing over them more out of dutiful obligation than personal attraction. (He allows more screen time to a clumsy aside depicting Jesus the carpenter as an ‘average Joe’ constructing a dinner table; the only thing missing is a six-pack of Bud.) When a Roman guard realizes Jesus is praying for his persecutors, it’s not a revelation of God’s grace, but Gibson’s calculated method to make people look foolish. And the Resurrection pales in comparison to its build-up, bizarrely anti-climactic and seemingly tacked on as an afterthought.
Gibson has the chutzpah to drag Lucifer into the fray, and you can tell it’s Lucifer because the actor looks weird and has a maggot crawling out of his nose. But any correlation between this figure and the horrors imposed upon Jesus are obscured in the bombast. Carrying hideous dwarfs around for shock value, when Satan loses the soul of Jesus to God, we’re handed a scene that looks like an outtake from The Ninth Gate. This is kitsch.
Right-wing Christian fundamentalists assured us that The Passion isn’t anti-Semitic, but even my goyim eyes were taken aback by the selection of actors for the Jewish roles. Central casting was raided for anyone ugly and large of nose (notice how many are photographed in profile), Gibson portraying them as an annoying lot — for the Romans, for Jesus, and for us. In conjunction with the stifling conservatism draped across America during its release (the Black Hole of G.W. Bush), the film draws eerie parallels with the aggressive Passion plays that fueled the fires of 1930’s Germany.
It takes a gifted filmmaker to create inspirational art from this inspirational subject; Pasolini did it with The Gospel According to St. Matthew, and Nick Ray in King of Kings. But Mel Gibson harbors an agenda. He doesn’t display any appreciation for philosophical beauty. His vision offers no empathy, and his presentation of Christ is woefully mundane. An unmitigated failure, The Passion sets about to crucify rather than worship. It’s a cold, troubled, ungodly film.
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“Whoa! Hold on to yo’ seat, honey, you gonna be in fo’ a bumpy ride!” she roared while handing me the ticket.
Did anyone say this to the Pope before he saw The Passion of the Christ?
It’s easy to approach this film with skepticism enough to color perception. Director Mel Gibson, he of Braveheart and The Man Without a Face, has repeatedly proven himself void of nuance and tact and subtlety. Which is to say, Mel the director is not all that different from Mel the actor. Other than his stoic drifter in The Road Warrior and his intimation of psychosis in the first (and only the first) Lethal Weapon, Gibson has stamped mediocrity across nearly every role, from Hamlet down to the abyss of Air America. His jabbering idiot in Conspiracy Theory is among the most appalling performances in recent memory.
I was initially intrigued, however, when it was announced that The Passion would be filmed in Latin, Aramaic and Hebrew. (How many Biblical pictures, in their Israeli and Roman settings, have faltered due to faux Shakespearean dialogue spit out by corpulent Old Vic hams?) While the ancient languages are authentic, any additional attempts at ‘realism’ generate more problems than Gibson can handle… or appears to be aware of. Concerned specifically with the beating, whipping and crucifixion of Jesus of Nazareth, The Passion is relentlessly unforgiving.
Somewhere in the oodles of media coverage, someone must have referred to this as ‘The Gospel According to Mad Max’ or ‘A Crucifixion on Elm Street’ or ‘Good Friday the 13th,’ all fairly accurate assessments which underline the dubious quality of Gibson’s own Christianity. He has created over two graceless hours where a story of depth and wisdom has been wrung for its most superficial and horrific elements. It is a meditation on punishment and death, unconcerned with the ramifications of ‘everlasting life,’ and works from a characterization of Christ void of holiness.
It does not recall the celebrations of the glory of God and man as rendered by Michelangelo or da Vinci, opting instead to interpret existence as a bleak, inescapable rat’s maze worthy of Hieronymus Bosch. At times broadly overacted (Gibson could have hired those Old Vic hams after all), The Passion is unmoved by the universal integrity of its subject. Love, compassion, understanding and forgiveness — Christ’s pet themes — are reluctantly, hastily broached. Gibson awards the Sermon on the Mount and the Last Supper scant lip service, glossing over them more out of dutiful obligation than personal attraction. (He allows more screen time to a clumsy aside depicting Jesus the carpenter as an ‘average Joe’ constructing a dinner table; the only thing missing is a six-pack of Bud.) When a Roman guard realizes Jesus is praying for his persecutors, it’s not a revelation of God’s grace, but Gibson’s calculated method to make people look foolish. And the Resurrection pales in comparison to its build-up, bizarrely anti-climactic and seemingly tacked on as an afterthought.
Gibson has the chutzpah to drag Lucifer into the fray, and you can tell it’s Lucifer because the actor looks weird and has a maggot crawling out of his nose. But any correlation between this figure and the horrors imposed upon Jesus are obscured in the bombast. Carrying hideous dwarfs around for shock value, when Satan loses the soul of Jesus to God, we’re handed a scene that looks like an outtake from The Ninth Gate. This is kitsch.
Right-wing Christian fundamentalists assured us that The Passion isn’t anti-Semitic, but even my goyim eyes were taken aback by the selection of actors for the Jewish roles. Central casting was raided for anyone ugly and large of nose (notice how many are photographed in profile), Gibson portraying them as an annoying lot — for the Romans, for Jesus, and for us. In conjunction with the stifling conservatism draped across America during its release (the Black Hole of G.W. Bush), the film draws eerie parallels with the aggressive Passion plays that fueled the fires of 1930’s Germany.
It takes a gifted filmmaker to create inspirational art from this inspirational subject; Pasolini did it with The Gospel According to St. Matthew, and Nick Ray in King of Kings. But Mel Gibson harbors an agenda. He doesn’t display any appreciation for philosophical beauty. His vision offers no empathy, and his presentation of Christ is woefully mundane. An unmitigated failure, The Passion sets about to crucify rather than worship. It’s a cold, troubled, ungodly film.
Available from Amazon
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