Filmcrush
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Love chick: In his current mini-meme, Wiley Wiggins asks, “Who was your first onscreen crush?” I wonder how many fat, disgusting, sweaty, balding middle-aged men like myself will participate and teach you young whippersnappers about real broads like Sophia, Ava, Bardot, Senta Berger…back when meaty thighs and thick eyeliner were de rigueur. Yes, boys, those were the days. Time to light up a White Owl and crack open a can of Schlitz…
While I probably had “a thing” (heh-heh) for Dorothy Provine or Stephanie Powers on TV, the first woman on the big screen to put the whammy on me was Raquel Welch. She was hot and happening, a rack to reckon with and legs that stretched all the way up to the finest derriere in town. Her film career was in full swing in the mid-1960s: Fantastic Voyage (bland in a wetsuit, though there is an implied gang-rape scene open for complaints), One Million Years BC (YOWZA!), Bedazzled (Ooga! Ooga!), and the pièce de résistance, Fathom (Eek-A-Wow-Wow!). As I sat there during one Saturday afternoon matinee at the local theater worshipping her body in all its CinemaScope splendor, my innocent ten-year-old physique experienced—to borrow from Nicholas Cage in Wild at Heart—“a boner with a capital ‘O’.”
While I probably had “a thing” (heh-heh) for Dorothy Provine or Stephanie Powers on TV, the first woman on the big screen to put the whammy on me was Raquel Welch. She was hot and happening, a rack to reckon with and legs that stretched all the way up to the finest derriere in town. Her film career was in full swing in the mid-1960s: Fantastic Voyage (bland in a wetsuit, though there is an implied gang-rape scene open for complaints), One Million Years BC (YOWZA!), Bedazzled (Ooga! Ooga!), and the pièce de résistance, Fathom (Eek-A-Wow-Wow!). As I sat there during one Saturday afternoon matinee at the local theater worshipping her body in all its CinemaScope splendor, my innocent ten-year-old physique experienced—to borrow from Nicholas Cage in Wild at Heart—“a boner with a capital ‘O’.”
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Labels: Flickhead's erotic pleasures, Raquel Welch, Sophia Loren
posted by Ray Young at
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Eek-A-Wow-Wow can't possibly describe the absolute perfection of this incredible slab of flesh. She defined what a woman was to this toddler, yes she did! When I saw "Fathom" it was all pure Eek-A-Wow-Wow!
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