Age before beauty

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Recently at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, a mortified Ashley Olsen (left) tempers sister Mary-Kate on the Red Carpet before a sea of fans and paparazzi attending the Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy gala. Twins, they’re a dogeared twenty-two-years-old… life in the fast lane, you understand. Could a remake of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane be in the offing? Mary-Kate's got the Bette part, fer shur.